Romantic Status Hindi

Romantic Status

तुम्हारे हँसने की वजह बनना चाहता हूँ , बस इतना हैं तुमसे कहना………।
ज़िन्दगी प्यारी और बहुत प्यारी है पर सिर्फ तब तक जब तक मैं तेरा और तूँ सिर्फ मेरी है।
तू नाराज न रहा कर तुझे वास्ता है खुदा का…एक तेरा ही चेहरा खुश देख कर तो मैं अपना गम भुलाता हूँ।
उनकी चाहत में हम कुछ यूँ बंधे हैं कि वो साथ भी नहीं और हम अकेले भी नहीं…!
दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं, हमें बताता क्यों नहीं ये राज़ कोई, दिल अगर अपना है तो किसी और के बस में क्यों है
मेरी दिल की दिवार पर तस्वीर हो तेरी.. और तेरे हाथों में हो तकदीर मेरी।
दिल मे छूपा रखी.. है मुहब्बत काले धन की तरह… खुलासा नही करता हू कि कही हंगामा ना हो जाये.
वो शाम का दायरा मिटने नहीं देते , हमसे सुबहे का इंतज़ार होता नहीं है ।
एक हसरत थी की कभी वो भी हमे मनाये..पर ये कम्ब्खत दिल कभी उनसे रूठा ही नही।
पहले तो यूं ही गुज़र जाती थीं , मोहोब्बत हुई… तो रातों का एहसास हुआ..।।
लोग हर बार यही पूछते हैं तुमने उसमें क्या देखा , मैं हर बार यही कहता हूँ , बेवजह होती है मोहब्बत।
काश…!! एक खवाहिश पूरी हो इबादत के बगैर…!!! वो आ कर गले लगा ले…..मेरी इजाजत के बगैर!!!!!
तुम मुझे अच्छे या बुरे नहीं लगते बस अपने लगते हो।
प्यार अगर सच्चा हो तो कभी नहीं बदलता न वक़्त के साथ न हलात के साथ
कहतें हैं कि मोहबत एक बार होती है..पर मैं जब जब उसे देखता हूँ..मुझे हर बार होती है॥
यूँ तो आदत नहीं मुझे मुड़ के देखने की..तुम्हें देखा तो लगा..एक बार और देख लूँ
इतना किसी को सताया नहीं करते…हद से ज़्यादा किसी को तड़पाया नहीं करते…जिनकी साँसें चल्ती हों आपके लफ़्हज़ों से…उन्हे अपनी आवाज़ के लिये तरसाया नहीं करते…
आप से मिलकर हम कुछ बदल से गये शेर पडने लगे गुनगुनाने लगे पहले मशूहर थी अपनी संजिदगी अब तो लोगो से मिलने मिलाने लगे
मेरे इस दिल को तुम ही रख लो,बड़ी फ़िक्र रहती है इसे तुम्हारी..!
उसे बारिश‬ ☂ मे भीगना अच्छा लगता है ओर ‪‎मुझे‬ सिर्फ़ बारिश मे भीगती हुयी ‪‎वो‬
जान लेने पे तुले हे दोनो मेरी..इश्क हार नही मानता..दिल बात नही मानता
धडकनों को कुछ तो काबू में कर ऐ दिल, अभी तो पलके झुकाई है, मुस्कुराना बाकी है उनका ।।
होती नहीं है मोहब्बत सूरत से;मोहब्बत तो दिल से होती है;सूरत उनकी खुद-ब-खुद लगती है प्यारी;कदर जिनकी दिल में होती है।
क्यो ना गुरूर करू मै अपने आप पे….मुझे उसने चाहा जिसके चाहने वाले हजारो थे!
कागज़ों पे लिख कर ज़ाया कर दूं, मै वो शख़्स नही..वो शायर हुँ जिसे दिलों पे लिखने का हुनर आता है..
बाज़ार के रंगों से रंगने की मुझे जरुरत नही, किसी की याद आते ही ये चेहरा गुलाबी हो जाता है..
तरस गए हैं तेरे लब से कुछ सुनने को हम…… प्यार की बात न सही कोई शिकायत ही कर दे…
पगली तू बात करने का मौका तो दे, कसम से कहता हु, रूला देंगे तुझे तेरे ही सितम गिनाते गिनाते
सारा बदन अजीब से खुशबु से भर गया शायद तेरा ख्याल हदों से गुजर गया..
वो जो सर झुकाए बैठे हैं, हमारा दिल चुराए बैठे हैं… हमने कहा हमारा दिल लौटा दो,वो बोली- हम तो हाथो में मेहँदी लगाये बैठे हैं….
तेरे इश्क से मिली है मेरे वजूद को ये शौहरत ,मेरा ज़िक्र ही कहाँ था तेरी दास्ताँ से पहले।
लम्हा भर मिल कर रूठने वाले,ज़िंदगी भर की दास्तान है तू !
हर कोई पूछता है, करते क्या हो तुम ???जेसे मोहब्बत कोई काम ही नहीं…
न जाने क्या मासूमियत है तेरे चेहरे पर… तेरे सामने आने से ज़्यादा तुझे छुपकर देखना अच्छा लगता है …!!!
अपनी मौत भी क्या मौत होगी, यू ही मर जायेंगे एक दिन तुम पर मरते-मरते !
पोथी पढ़ पढ़ जग मुआ, पंडित भया न कोय । ढाई आखर प्रेम का, पढ़े सो पंडित होय ।
सौदा कुछ ऐसा किया है तेरे ख़्वाबों ने मेरी नींदों से….या तो दोनों आते हैं …. या कोई नहीं आता !!
सिर्फ दो ही वक़्त पर उसका साथ चाहिए, एक तो अभी और एक हमेशा के लिये..
करीब आओ ज़रा के तुम्हारे बिन जीना है मुश्किल,दिल को तुमसे नही..तुम्हारी हर अदा से मोहब्बत है
हो जा मेरी कि इतनी मोहब्बत दूँगा तुझे,लोग हसरत करेंगे तेरे जैसा नसीब पाने के लिए..!!
मैं अपनी मोहब्बत में- बच्चो की तरह हूँ, जो मेरा हैं बस मेरा है किसी और को क्यो दुँ
तन्हाई मैं मुस्कुराना भी इश्क़ है, इस बात को सब से छुपाना भी इश्क़ है, यूँ तो रातों को नींद नही आती, पर रातों को सो कर भी जाग जाना इश्क़ है।
बादलों से कह दो अब इतना भी ना बरसे…. अगर मुझे उनकी याद आ गई, तो मुकाबला बराबरी का होगा….
तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना,हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!
ना pimple वाली के लिये, ना dimple वाली के लिये, ये photo है सिर्फ अपनी simple वाली के लिये
हज़ार बार ली है तुमने तलाशी मेरे दिल की, बताओ कभी कुछ मिला है इसमें प्यार के सिवा..
मुहब्बत में झुकना कोई अजीब बात नहीं; चमकता सूरज भी तो ढल जाता है चाँद के लिए।
सोचते हैं जान अपनी उसे मुफ्त ही दे दें, इतने मासूम खरीदार से क्या लेना देना।
तू मिले या ना मिले ये तो और बात है, मैं कोशिश भी ना करूँ, ये तो गलत बात है॥
ना हीरों की तमन्ना है और ना परियों पे मरता हूँ.. वो एक “भोली” सी लडकी हे जिसे मैं मोहब्बत करता हूँ !!
उसकी हर एक शिकायत देती है मुहब्बत की गवाही.. अजनबी से वर्ना कौन हर बात पर तकरार करता है ?
सोचता हु हर कागज पे तेरी तारीफ करु, फिर खयाल आया कहीँ पढ़ने वाला भी तेरा दीवाना ना हो जाए।
सुना है तुम ज़िद्दी बहुत हो,मुझे भी अपनी जिद्द बना लो !!
हुज़ूर एक हुक्म हम पे भी फ़रमाइये , आ जाइये खुद या फिर हमें बुलाइये !
क़दर करलो उनकी जो तुमसे बिना मतलब की चाहत करते हैं.. दुनिया में ख्याल रखने वाले कम और तकलीफ देने वाले ज़्यादा होते है..!
गर्मी तो बोहत पढ़ रही है। फिर भी उनका दिल पिघलने का नाम ही नहीं ले रहा ।
हसरत है सिर्फ तुम्हें पाने की, और कोई ख्वाहिश नहीं इस दीवाने की, शिकवा मुझे तुमसे नहीं खुदा से है, क्या ज़रूरत थी, तुम्हें इतना खूबसूरत बनाने की !!
ये आशिको का ग्रुप है जनाब..!! यहाँ दिन सुरज से नही, दीदार से हुआ करते है !!!
तस्वीर बना कर तेरी आस्मां पे टांग आया हूँ और लोग पूछते हैं आज चाँद इतना बेदाग़ कैसे है ।
जब तू दाँतो मे क्लिप दबा कर, खुले बाल बांधती है…!!! कसम से एक बार तो जिंदगी, वही रुक जाती हैं..☺
तड़प के देखो किसी की चाहत में, तो पता चलेगा, कि इंतजार क्या होता है, यूं ही मिल जाए, कोई बिना चाहे, तो कैसे पता चलेगा कि प्यार क्या होता है.
जरा देखो तो ये दरवाजे पर दस्तक किसने दी है, अगर ‘इश्क’ हो तो कहना, अब दिल यहाँ नही रहता.
दोस्ती इन्सान की ज़रुरत है! दिलों पर दोस्ती की हुकुमत है! आपके प्यार की वजह से जिंदा हूँ! वरना खुदा को भी हमारी ज़रुरत है!

अगर हम सुधर गए तो उनका क्या होगा जिनको हमारे पागलपन से प्यार है

Good Night Status English

Dont lose hope. You never know what tomorrow will bring. Good night & sweet dreams.

Dear mind please stop thinking so much at night I need to sleep....

Roses are red and I'm going to bed ;)

Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you good night.

Its time to say Good Night real world, Hello dream world.

Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger but I love you now.

One day, we will never have to say goodbye, only goodnight.

Every Night, It's An Endless Battle Between Sleep And The Internet. :) Good Night

One day I shall rule the World until then, I am going to bed. Good Night

Let's go to bed. I'm tired of this day. I need a new one. Good Night

I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving good night.

Its night time and the whole world is asleep, but caring hearts are awake thinking about special ones like you. Good Night.

My bed is calling my name so I am ready to tuck in the blanket and feel warm. Good night my dear Facebook and stay warm
Life always offers you a second chance. it's called tomorrow.

Thank you god for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Stars light, stars bright, you are the onlystar i see tonight ! good night my friend.

Keep calm and have a goodnight.

Don't lose hope you never know what tomorrow will bring.

Don't forget to pray tonight because god didn't forget to wake you up this morning.

One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D

Don't lose hope, you never know what tomorrow will bring, Good night, sweet dreams.

Love is the simpler feeling, i dream every night about you i want to capture your heart ... I love you.

Dear sleep, i know we had problems when i was younger.... but i love you now.

Goodnight moon goodnight you when you're all that i think about all that i dream about.

I don't have time to hate people who hate me ... because, i'm too busy in loving people who love me.

Good night sleep tight i will be dreaming of you with all my might.

I'm not for the princess but i'm waiting for the girl who think that i am her prince.

Night is a precious time given by god to us where we could see our dreams accomplished with close eyes.. so .. good night.

Touch your heart, close your eyes, make a wish, say good night.

Good night my very special friend, and may tomorrow bring you much love and hapiness.

Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet? sweet dreams.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while.

If someone wishes you goodnight every day, you're happier than so many people.

Those who snore always fall asleep first .

Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger but I love you now.

Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you good night.

Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it? Good Night. See you in dreams world.

Good night sleep tight I will be dreaming of you with all my might.

Time to end a shitty day and start again tomorrow.

Good Night all, May the words of God dance in your ears and bring Joy to your hearts as you sleep tonight!

I am about to have a three some. Me, My bed, and my pillow! Good Night FaceBookers!

Off to my land of dreams and fantasies, Good Night and sweet dreams.

Hi, I'm your bed and we've slept together..

Night is the blotting paper for many sorrows.

Night brings our troubles to the light, rather than banishes them.

Night has brought to those who sleep, only dreams they can not keep.

Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for those who make their dreams come true. Good Night and Sweet Dreams.

When an angel came to me, he asked: What is your wish for tonight? I said Please take care of the person reading this message. Good Night!

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying Good Night.

Stars light stars bright, you are the only star i see tonight, i wish i might be there guarding your dreams tonight, Good night and sweet dreams.

I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving GOOD NIGHT.

Good Night messages doesn't only mean good night or sweet dreams. It also silently says that I think of you before going to bed. Good Night. Mmmmmmuah

You make my day special now please make my night remember able by coming to my dreams. GoodNight

I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel all right, I'm gonna blow you a sweet goodnight

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying Good Night.

When an angel came to me, he asked: What is your wish for tonight? I said Please take care of the person reading this message. Good Night!

Tonight I'm going to sleep earlier because I want to see you in my dream very early. Good Night

Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for those who make their dreams come true. Good Night and Sweet Dreams.

Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it? Good Night. See you in dreams world.

As the day turns into night. Keep your worries out of sight. No matter how tough the world may seem, you still deserve the sweetest dreams and good night.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights, why I tend to hold my pillow tight and I can't sleep without saying good night.

You are the first thought of every morning, the best thought of each day and the last thought of every night. Good Night

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Good Night

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like you making my everyday seems so great. Good night and sweet dreams.

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Sweet Dreams.

Good Morning Status English

Just the thought of you brightens up my morning.

Without me, my coffee is useless.

Mission one accomplished.. I woke up.

Add life to your days not days to your life.

I may be up, but I don't have to like it!

Each moment in a day, has its own value. Good Monring

You can wake up and say 'Good Morning, God' or 'Good God, it's morning'

Usually I have good mood in the mornings, until I start meeting people.

Wake up! it's morning time with cheerful moments.

The easiest way to wake up in mornings is coffee in bed.

I could be a morning person, if morning happened at Noon!

Good Morning Wishing you a day full of joyful moments.

Nothing like waking up with GOD by your side and COFFEE in your cup!!

I'm not a morning person, don't pull my covers off. Good Monring

Good thoughts precede great deeds. Great deeds precede success.

Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith.

Every new day is a chance to change your life.

One kind word can change someone's entire day.

Love the life you live, Live the life you love..!!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. 'Good Morning'

Awake, coffee, sunshine and another day off, aahhhhh, life is good!

I hate it when a dream is near the best part, and you wake up!

Every day is the start of something beautiful. Good Monring

Morning would be great if it didn't come so early in the day.

Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

Every day is the start of something beautiful. Good Monring

Love the life you live, Live teh life you love... Good Monring!!

Add life to your days not days to your life... Good Monring!

Good Morning friends have a blessed day!!

Happy Day Begin :)

Every selfish man, strangely enough, becomes a self slayer

What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.

A smile is a great way to start off your day. Good Monring.

Be with a people who makes you happy and smile :)

Goodnight, sleep tight, {{HUGS}} to you all!! I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams!!

GOOD MORNING. It's a beautiful day, get out, share your beautiful smile with the world.

Every new day is a chance to change your life...Good Morning!!

You have to Get up every morning and tell yourself 'I can do this!' Good Monring

Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.

The best feeling: When you wake up at 5 am and realize you still have more hours to sleep.

The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. Good Monring

May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to. Good Monring

No matter how good or bad your life is, Wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one. Good Monring

Start your day with a smile and lots of joy in your heart. Be positive that everything will be okay and full of happiness. Good Monring

May you begin this day and every day with a smile on your face. Good Monring

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you. Good Monring

Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you. Good morning sweet heart. Good Monring

A sweeter smile, a brighter day, hope everything turns out great for you today. Good Monring

Every morning the way you take me in your arms that makes my day special. Good Monring :)

When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day.

You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and I am yours. Good Monring.

Good Morning.. May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to...

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.

I will say yes to all the good things that come my way...

Good Morning! Wishing you a day full of love and peace!!

Never pretend to a love which you don't actually feel for, love is not ours to command..

Good morning everybody! Remember you are beautiful because God never makes mistakes Good Monring!!

paience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude (and my mouth shut) while waiting!

Good morning A special cofee for you, mixed with love and affestion. have a beautiful day!

Good Morning friends and families Blessings to you and your always Have a good ay and God Bless...

Every morning reminds me of all the wrong dreams i had been chasing all my life until i found The right one. you...

From mornign first light to evening's last star, always remember how special you are!!

Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. Good Monring

Every morning the way you take me in your arms that makes my day special. Good Monring

Faith makes all things possible.. love makes all things easy...have a good day!!!

Good Morning! If nobody has told you they love you YET today let me be the FIRST I love you! Have a blessed day ...

Hello family and friends, may you all have a pleasant day! God Bless!

A simple good morning, have a great day, or I love you, goes a long way...So I'm sending you all three.

Good morning is one of my favorite things to say! It means the day is new and full of possibilities!

Three of the most powerful words you can say to a women... Good Monring Beautiful.

I love it how in the beginning of the day it starts out all good. Come to the end of it though, everything is screwed up.

Good Morning Face Book friends, I do wish you all the happiness that one can get in a days time.

Wake up greet the day and make a promise to yourself its going to be a good day and no one will change it no matter what happens.

Forgiveness and letting go are steps on our road back to happiness. Good morning, Have A Nice Day..

Waking up to a new day is a gift, appreciate it and do remember you are loved. Good morning and have a splendid day.

How can anyone NOT like mornings?? God gave you another day... Get up, give him your worries and enjoy the day .

3 steps to have a great morning... open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Monring.

Like the sunshine in the morning, may this brighten your day, and remind you that you're thought of in a very warm way.

3 steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Monring :)

Every Morning Is A Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life So Forget All Yesterdays Bad Moments And Make Today Beautiful.... GUD MORNING

Seriously ........ Our mornings are awesome when we see the text from the person we really care for.

Every morning you have two choices, continue your sleep with dreams or wake up and chase ur dreams. GOOD MORNING

Mornings would be better if I woke up next to you. Good Monring

Wake up each day and be thankful for life. Good Monring.

The best feeling: When you wake up at 5am and realize you still have more hours to sleep.

Every morning, every moment always remember that our God is a GOD OF LOVE. Good Monring

Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you. Good morning sweet heart, have a wonderful day.

One kind word can change someone's entire day. Good Monring and have a good day.

Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.

There are millions of ways to express love and as I learn them, you will feel more and more blessed. Good Monring.

May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Monring my Love.

Bad Attitude is like a flat tyre. You cannot reach anywhere until you change it. Good Monring.

3 things you can't recover in life. The MOMENT after it's missed, The WORD after it's said and the TIME after it's wasted. Good Monring

Did you feel a little warm in the morning? I sent you warm hugs in my thoughts! Good morning and have a wonderful day.

May you begin this day and every day with a smile on your face. Good Monring

Good Morning! If nobody has told you they love you YET today let me be the FIRST I love you! Have a blessed day..

A morning text does not only mean good morning. It also means, I think about you when I wake up.

A sweeter smile, a brighter day, hope everything turns out great for you today. Good Monring

Good Morning.. May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to..

Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.
Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

Every day is the start of something beautiful. Good Monring .

Mornings would be better if I woke up next to you. Good Monring .

It's really nice to wake up in the morning realizing that GOD has given you another day to live. Good Monring ..

A morning text does not only mean good morning. It also means, I think about you when I wake up.

Every morning, every moment always remember that our God is a GOD OF LOVE. Good Monring .

Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you. Good morning sweet heart, have a wonderful day.

One kind word can change someone's entire day. Good Monring and have a good day.

Every morning the way you take me in your arms that makes my day special. Good Monring.

You are the reason I can be happy even when I am sad. You are the reason I can smile even when I cry. Good morning.

Success comes to those who have the will power to win over their snooze buttons. Wishing you an awesome morning.

Good thoughts precede great deeds. Great deeds precede success. Have a great day.

There is only one remedy to cold shivery mornings – warm cuddly hugs with you. Good morning.

Bad Attitude is like a flat tyre. You cannot reach anywhere until you change it. Good Monring.

I don't care whether the sun rises or not, my morning starts only after I text my girl who I love a lot. Good morning.

There is only one remedy to cold shivery mornings – warm cuddly hugs with you. Good morning.

Dont forget to pray today, because God didnt forget to wake you up this morning. Good Monring .

Good morning friends .. Wait .. what the hell m I doing up this early?

I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Monring and Have a good day.

Today I promise to live without Facebook and Twitter, if you promise to kiss me all day and make me feel better. Good morning.

I don't care whether the sun rises or not, my morning starts only after I text my girl who I love a lot. Good morning.

Every morning is destiny's way of telling you that your purpose in life is yet to be fulfilled. Good morning.

3 things you can't recover in life. The MOMENT after it's missed, The WORD after it's said and the TIME after it's wasted. Good Monring.

The way you start your day can affect your whole day.. Begin it with a smile, calmness of mind, coolness of emotions and a heart filled with gratitude. Good Monring ..

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So here's a big smile just for you. Good morning ..

If the early morning sky was a representation of every person I know, you are the sun and everyone else are the fading stars, soon to disappear by your blazing love. Good morning.

You are the pulse that throbs in my veins, you are the antidote that frees me of all pains. You are the rhythm of my heartbeat, without you my life would be incomplete. Good morning.

Every morning reminds me of all the wrong dreams I had been chasing all my life until I found the right one – YOU. Good morning.

No matter how bad you think your life, wake up each day and be thankful for what you have. Someone somewhere is fighting just to survive. Good Monring..

Good morning my friends. It's a new day and I hope things get better. For this I did pray, may all of your problems be out on their way on this bright morning that starts this new day.

Today I pray for you a heart free of sadness, a mind free of worries, a life full of gladness, a body free of illness & a day full of God's blessings. Good Monring

No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one. Good Monring

Today ask GOD what you deserve not what you desire. Desiring in an earthly thing. Blessing is what you deserve. Good Monring

My bed and I have a special relationship. We are perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.

I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Monring and Have a good day.

Wishing you a day as sunny as your smile, as warm as your heart, a day as wonderful as you are. Good Monring

Morning is a wonderful blessing, either sunny or stormy. It stands for hope ... giving us another start of what we call life.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breath, to think, to enjoy, to love. Good Monring and have a good day.

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So here's a big smile just for you. Good morning

Wake up! it's morning time with cheerful moments. Wishing you a very happy good morning. Have a good day!

It's really nice to wake up in the morning realizing that GOD has given you another day to live. Good Monring

The way you start your day can affect your whole day... Begin it with a smile, calmness of mind, coolness of emotions and a heart filled with gratitude. Good Monring

God Status English

A good karma helps to change destiny.

God returns everything in double.

Burn your ego into ashes.

Be sweet not just eat sweets.

Wear new values, not just clothes.

We should light self knowledge not just lamps.

A good book is the best pilgrimage.

Meditate to listen God.

Be kind, it's good for us.

Bigger lie, bigger explanation.

Life revolves around hope.

Love thyself to love God.

While praying we should pray not sing.

Achievements are accomplished through difficulties.

Prayers and chanting abolish the toxic elements of life.

Never waste your today for yesterday.

Hell and heaven exist in this world only.

Prayer should be gratitude not asking for something.

Thank you God for pouring your blessings every moment.

Think good, our thought shapes us.

Determination is the first step of the ladder of success.

Ultimate solace can be found only in praying God.

No pain can affect a spiritually uplifted person.

If we take our problem as challenge then nothing can remove our smile.

God helps those to stand before anyone, who kneels down before him.

God alone cannot change our destiny, we have to act accordingly.

God always pours love, we have to find it.

God's plans are always better than our dreams.

The creator of the earth cannot be seen, he needs to be felt.

Prayer in the good time works as fixed deposit.

It is not easy for an ordinary people to forgive, it is the task of great soul.

It is always wonderful to view events and situation in a positive way.

To let go is the sign of a strong people.

Take care of your character, your reputation will be automatically taken care of.

To get the pleasure of dawn we have to pass through the dark night.

Faith and hope are the inspiration to move forward into life.

Divine treat includes holy talks and holy minds.

Little seeds of love can make a big garden.

The most important thing in life is happiness & cannot be bought.

Blaming others means you cannot change and thus you become stagnant.

Giving God means helping others and he will give double in return.

Life has many choices, eternity has two.

1 cross + 3 nails = 4given

Jesus is my homeboy.

A life without God is hardly a life at all.

Our gift from God is who we are. Our gift to God is what we become.

Church, it does a soul good.

Got Jesus? Because its Hell without Him!

Be an organ donor, give your heart to God.

No God No Peace.. Know God Know Peace

Warning: In case of rapture, this computer will be unattended.

It's not what God can do for you but what you can do for God.

He died for me. I live for Him.

Life is short. Pray hard.

Next time you think you are perfect... Try walking on water.

7 days without prayer makes one weak.

B-basic, I-instructions, B-before, L-leaving, E-earth

I'm at God's house.

This angel has flown away to church.

CH_ _CH.. What's missing? U R.

Temple, Church, Mosque, Gurudwara are the different addresses of the same resident.

When you are spiritually uplifted, you can face the difficulties of life smilingly.

It is very normal to love beautiful things, but very beautiful to love normal things.

For external beauty we put on things, for real beauty we have to shed all things.

Nothing can make us spiritual, we have to grow from inside, our soul is the best teacher.

Suffering and undergoing hardship for the sake others is the sign of a great soul.

Let's chant for greater cause – Global peace and happiness.

Don't be sad when we suffer because through suffering we clear our road towards heaven.

I believe in "The Big Bang Theory" - God said it and BANG, it happened.

I'm just a nobody telling everybody about somebody that can change anybody!

Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!

I am at church right now. Unlike you I don't want to be consumed by the flames of Hell.

Not seeing air doesn't keep me from breathing. Not seeing Jesus doesn't keep me from believing.

God always makes you smile cause he believes in you so always make him smile and believe in Him.

Sorry I don't have time to talk to you right now because I am currently chatting with God.

Ding Dong Ding Dong... I hear church bells ringing. No I'm not getting married. I am just at church right now.

Live in such a way that those who know you but don't know God will come to know God because they know you.

I am so addicted. I started and I can't stop. I think about it every night when I go out. I can't stop doing it. I'm addicted to God!

Now I wake up, get all pretty and dressed. Brush my teeth, look my best. So I can go to church, and praise his name. I guess your not at church, what a shame. But say a prayer to the sky and He'll forgive you He is a nice guy.

Girls And Boys Status English

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn't have any solution, it's a ...........Girl

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Mine is- Never trust on girls coz they didn't care any boy

Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.

She likes him, He likes her. Everyone knows, Except them.

Girls are not toys.. You can't just drop them when you get boared.

In every girl's heart there is a sea of secrets she wont ever let you swim in.

If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, Then he should first create a heaven for her.

If you have to convince someone you are right for them, Then maybe they are not right for you.

Behind every untrusting girl, Is a boy who lied, cheated, Broke his promises to her.

Women are meant to be loved, Not to be understood.

That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

Don't be a woman that needs a man .... Be a woman a man needs.

Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?

Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you are proud to have her.

Every girl is an angel. Don't waste time in selecting unique. Instead spend time in understanding them.

She can be your best friend, Worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.

Girls with the prettiest smiles, Always seem to tell the saddest stories.

Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she's in your heart and on your mind.

I'm not one in a million kind of girls. I'm once in a lifetime kind of woman.

A woman brought you into this world. Therefore you have no right to disrespect one.

Silence is a girls loudest cry. You know she's really hurt when she starts ignoring you.

Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.

A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.

If you have a good boyfriend, Don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.

A true lady doesn't demand, She thanks and true man doesn't promise, He commit's.

Don't cry over a guy, Let a guy cry over you. Bcz girls give and forgive but boys get and forget.

Boys think of girls like books. If the cover does not catch their eyes, They won't bother to read whats inside.

Wait for the boy who will do anything to be your everything.

If you treat her the same way you treat others, How is she supposed to know that she is special to you?

If a guy doesn't get jealous when you're with other guys, He doesn't honestly care about you.

If you made your girl say sorry, You did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.

Never Judge The Beauty Of A Girl By Her Profile Picture.. Judge It By The Photos She Is Tagged In..!! ;-)

Why do girls run away from people that make them happy and stay with the ones who don't.......

Most guys are players until that one special girl comes along that makes them lose their game.

With women the heart argues, Not the mind.

Every girl deserves a guy who will say, "I can't imagine my life without you".

Dear Boys I have sent you a "Friend Request" Not a "Marriage Proposal" so kindly stop over acting :p

Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a king. Treat her like a game and she will show you how it's played.

He thinks he's a player, But he doesn't know she's the coach.

Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.

The problem with us girls is that we fall for boys who gives us the sweetest words they never really mean.

When guys get jealous, it's kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.

Boys, if you pay more attention to the words of every girl's favourite songs, you'll find out everything she's too afraid to say.

5 Things A Girl Could Not Live Wihout: 1. Make-up 2. Cell phone 3. Her purse 4. The mall 5. Her best friends.

Boys are like songs: Some of them you like and listen to all the time, but there is that one you just can't get out of your head.

Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners. Girls play hard to get...Guys play to get hard.

Girls know how to fake smiles and guys know how to fake feelings.

Dear boys, Please suprise us and text us first? Love every girl.

A girl will not admit she's wrong because she believes her heart and her heart says she's right.

Dear guys,We love when you share your feelings, it doesn't make you any less of a man, it just makes you more adorable.

Boys are like busses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time...

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.

If you make a boy laugh, he likes you. But if you can make him cry he loves you.

If a boy wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

Boys are just like bubble gum: Sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.

Im a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, Im not lying!

Most guys want to be a girl's first. Smart guys want to be her last. Lucky guys get to be both.

A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget the boy she should have had.

Okay boys, 'being honest' isn't an excuse to be a douchebag.

I hate boys who will continue to argue with a female. You will never win. Girls keep going until they get the last word, or piss you off.

I'm the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.

Some guys say that natural girls are best, yet when a pouty, fake comes along...they start drooling.

Fellas: The most precious gift you can give a girl is the gift of your time and attention.

I hate boys, most of them don't know how much one word can hurt a girl.

Girls go from 'I hate boys, they are all the same' to Oh I love him he gonna be my husband' in a week and wonder why they always single...

Nothing is sexier than a girl who knows how to take control.

Touch her heart....not her body. Steal her attention...not her virginity. Make her smile....don't waste her tears.

I'm a girl but I'd rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.

I hate boys who can't treat their girls right, disrespect their mom's, don't want a job and want to smoke to fit in.

I hate boys who think they can get any girl.

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind.

I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.

Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.

I'm a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.

No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She's a girl, and you have to respect that.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

Respect her like your mother, protect her like your daughter & love her like your wife.

I'm his first and last. He is my one and only.

Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Girls are like internet domain names...... The ones I like are already taken.

I Like to study .... arithmetic, NO .... world history, NO .... chemistry, NO .... GIRLS, YES!!!

Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.

Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.

The problem of being a good guy ... Its that the bad ones get the girls.

Men always want to be a woman's first love – women like to be a man's last romance.

Love is the whole history of a woman's life, it is but an episode in a man's.

Boys are great, Every girl should have one.

I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens:)

Tell her she's beautiful, not HOT. she's a girl not a cup of tea.

A girl doesn't need to tell you how she feels. Its written all over the way she behaves when you are around.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you're in Heaven.

Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I'm better off without you!

Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Girls Theory "Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE"

This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.

Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.

When a girl is silent, she's either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all of the above.

Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he'll start chasing you.

Girl's eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.

Two dangerous weapons in this world! Girl's SMILE and her TEARS! These things make a man to do anything. Agree?

When a girl is quiet and does not talk a word that's when she needs you the most.

To ex boyfriend, No, I'm not jealous, I know what she's getting.

Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I wanna be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, Girls

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl's smile. Would you smile for me today?

Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of bad girls.

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

Don't worry if you're still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.

Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you. Good morning sweet heart, have a wonderful day.

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

20 percent boys of the world have brains, rest have girlfriends.

Never go back to your EX. It's like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she'll love it.

Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who'll stay true to her!

If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.

When a girl asks a guy to listen a song, its because the lyrics are all the words she's afraid to say.

A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

When a girl is in LOVE, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in LOVE, you can see it in his eyes.

Okay future girlfriend, You can stop playing hide and seek now :-) Why a daughter loves her father more....Bcz She knows he is the only men who can never Hurt her.....

Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. But shes cute, so Im gonna like it. Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.

Too many teenagers are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be.Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday 

Funny Status English

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

How can i miss something i never had?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...

Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

Save water drink beer.

6 Peg Loading .. :D

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)

If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Fiiends Status English

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

The best mirror is an old friend.

Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.

A beautiful friendship can change people.

A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.

Don't make friends before understand and don't break friendship after misunderstanding.

A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.

Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.

Friendship is like a paper once it's crumpled it can't be perfect.

Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.

A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behide your back.

Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.

Good friends are like starts. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.

If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.

World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.

My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.

My best friend is the only person in the world who could stop me from crying.

Friendship isn't a big thing it's a million little things.

That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.

Friendship is blessed on trust, without it there is nothing.

A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.

A best friend is like a four leaf cover. Hard to find and luck to have.

I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.

Selfless love is more common than true friendship.

True friends will pick you up when you fall. The bad friends will have been the one who made you fall in the first place.

A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.

Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and end with tear drop.

A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along.

Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.

That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.

True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Good Thinks come to those who wait.

Once best friends now strangers with memories.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Nice friendship is like the breathing air, you will never see it but you will always feel its presence.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.

A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

To be a best friend doesn't take much, a shoulder, an ear, some understanding, and not even have to say a word to make you laugh or smile.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

Friendship is so weird... you just pick a human you've met and you're like 'yup I like this one' and you just do stuff with them.

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

The language of friendship is not words but meanings.

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.

Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.

Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm & constant.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.

Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.

Friends are the family you choose

A friendship that can end never really began

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.

Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.

Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.

Never leave your friends side unless you want drama.

Friendship is never forgettable in your whole life. It is always sweet like chocolate but never bitter like Neem.

friend has no end.

Friends give us the change to lift the blinds on our hearts to open up and show what we generally keep hidden from the rest of world.

Just when I'm about to part with my friends is when I realize that I had the best group of friends ever.

A true friend wish - miles ahead but doesn't mind me zooming by and still stays a supportive friend.

Friendship is a mirror, so that nothing can be hidden.

You don't make friends, recognize them.

It is easy to earn. Friendship is hard to get; wealthy depreciates everyday but our friendship will ever appreciate and be there forever.

I care about you deeply and always thank God for you. I want to be your best friend, to support you and be there for you.

Food Status English

Thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

"ughh I'm so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"

LIKE if you can't tell the difference between coke & pepsi.

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person's life.

You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D

Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..

Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..

I disagree that hunger isn't an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D

Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯

Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

Is there gonna be food? "Yeah" Ok then i'm coming.

I'm trying to kick dairy and now I've got the milk shakes.

If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.

My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.

Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.

I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.

Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..

If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.

We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.

If history has taught us anything, it's that reheated french fries are gross.

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag.

Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.

I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.

I don't trust people that dislike tacos.

The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%

If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.

I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.

Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.

If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !

True beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.

Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you're pretty damn special.

I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.

Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..

Isn't it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?

Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i'm coming.

When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'Desserts' :)

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.

Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)

Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.

Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?

Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.

My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him "sweet dreams."

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.

Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30

Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.

I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

Television + food, it just goes together

You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.

Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i'm getting fat.

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald s doesn t serve breakfast after 10:30.

Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.

Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)

Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you're a selfish bitch.

I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.

I'm so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY

Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?

You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.

That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.

I eat so much... I make fat kids look skinny!

Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.

Flirt Status English

I'm 50% single.

I'm falling in like you know.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest..

I LOVE the way you HURT me!

Every morning I wake up happy b'coz I know I will see you.

You are the like of my like.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about :)

Every morning I wake up happy b'coz I know I will see you.

I LOVE the way you HURT me!

The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.

Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.

When I count my blessings, I count you twice.

God made mud .. God made dirt .. God made guys so girls can flirt.

I can't read lips unless they are touching mine.

It makes me smile to wake up next to you.

I dont need to dream, I got you!

I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

God was showing off when He created you.

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I'm in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.

Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

You have no ideas how much you mean to me.

I am a fish out of water without YOU!

My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.

Honestly I have no idea how to live without you.

8 billion people in this world and I only want you.

Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to You.

You seems like an oxygen to me, without you its hard for me to breath :)

Everytime I look into your eyes I see my paradise.

I need you like a heart needs a beat.

I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.

The only person that goes through my mind is you.

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.

I have high double standards.

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I'm yours.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

I can't read lips unless they are touching mine.

God made mud.. God made dirt.. God made guys so girls can flirt.

When I count my blessings, I count you twice.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.

Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.

The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.

If you don't smoke, I don't know why.

I dont need to dream, I got you!

It makes me smile to wake up next to you.

God was showing off when He created you.

It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

God was showing off when He created you.

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I'm yours...

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

I didn't fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.

Smile.. it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

I have high double standards.

Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever seen.

Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?

A true romantic is one who romances one woman forever.

You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.